GOT THE HUMP?

This obsession with road hump-installation London borough-wide is complete madness gone crazy. I reported to Tina my girlfriend in bed this morning that I didn't particularly feel in the " blog mood " today. She reminded me about the ROAD humps and here I am, 10m later, raring to blog. There's many a long sweeping drag up't hill and down't dale hereabouts, the lovely suburbs of Muswell Hill. The local councul, the gold star PC Haringey are installing these tarmacadam whalebacks every 100m along with triggered flashing 20mph signs. This in addition to their preoccupation over the past 2 years with narrowing roads at junctions and gating off cut-throughs, thus achieving the condensing and jamming of traffic nearby. As if this isn't enough the humps are way over the top in size and near kerb steepness, forcing traffic to a veritable slug's pace for long stretches ( 20mph limit? if only!) making a short journey a Le Mans 24- tribulation. Or risk a broken suspension. Which is what happened to your loyal blogger. It's a shot left rear coil core spring and makes the van ( as in camper) step out of line when hitting potholes on right hand bends ~a scary fright indeed. So a fair wedge to fix it I guess, thank you Haringey but unusually, I won't be taking you to court over this ~I already owe you over £1000 in unpaid parking fines! No way will I pay up now! It's a fair cop. We must all fight fire with fire over the endless imposition of new petty laws and public-unconsulted quango restrictions on our liberties. Use your creativity to short-circuit Blair's * control-freak culture. Or we are all doomed. MSM.

* Blair Bitch Project (2)
Wear a T.Shirt that depicts the evil smiling Blair sporting the one-fingered " up you" gesture, and with the attached speech bubble,
" Spin on THIS, Democracy "