MORNING ALL

Good morning England. Get your carbed-up heads above your knees! Come on you know you can do it. As your bleary peepers gaze out stupor-like through the a.m. murk and drizzle, ready or not for the grim trawl to work through the carbon monoxide gridlock, know as you watch the horrendous psychotic cheery smiling faces on breakfast television there is one good thing in your life, one saving grace in your English fate ~ Blog, the universe and everything.

I see on the telly again the BBC are looking for " new talent".
First they sack half their workforce then they put out ads for new talent.
What does this tell us about life at the BBC top trough?
They can cancel their search now, they can nick away instead from B.T.U.A.E.

A wee supplement to yesterday's political comment. George double you Bush ( double you up in laughter that is). This guy is too odd for words. Even mine. Definitely an alien. Of aliens and men I shall speak later, you may or may not recognize in subterrain your own origin.

Well we had better get this plagiarization nicking stuff out of the way I suppose. Here is a list and I quite understand you will read in total disbelief. Nevertheless it must be said.

" ONE TO ONE " ( Yes really!) , " 24/7 ", " underwhelmed", " point and shoot " ( leading to all the spin-offs) , recent popularizing of " legacy" & " transparency". Graphics-wise, the horizontal stripes and lines you see words and images made up from in logos presentations etc. A whole host of camera tricks you see on TV such as MOVE AND ZOOM 3D effect which is now widely used in film and television productions world-wide. Mf.
Oh there are many others, it's just that it pains me to recite them all in one go. Just take the fact, I started/invented/popularized them. As I said at the start, ideas don't half get around.

Media chiefs, I could crank up your script- writing team. Company directors, I could work wonders for your copywriting and ad' visualization.~ There's an ace up my sleeve to promote NESCAFE for example. Take the chance ~ try me.


The new pontiff is elected. The oldest in a millenia. He stands smirking proudly in his red & gold cross origami hat and long, flowing silk drapes, surrounded by the biggest store house of treasure and money in the world. He will soon be up and preaching about poverty and how it is a very very BAD thing ( which I suppose is why HE has avoided it ). If we look for poverty of spirit we should look no further than the Vatican. I won't bring our lovely Queen in here as a parallel although it is sorely tempting to so do.. . . . . oops.